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Just when I thought Smug Running Guy couldn't get any smugger he only goes and makes the local papers. Fortunately this time it isn't for exposing himself in an old people's home (LEGAL DISCLAIMER: That was a joke and didn't actually happen) but for knocking a minute off his personal best. Obviously the publisher's of this second rate paper have, for reasons only known to themselves, used his wacky nickname Charles Keitch rather than the moniker that appears on his birth certificate - Smug Running Guy.

Anyway, credit where credit's due, congratulations SRG. With his new found fame I'm looking forward to seeing SRG falling out of nightclubs with the cast of The Only Way is Essex very soon.